Relatable Quotes

“I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.”

“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?”

“I'm a regular person. I'm a regular dude.”

“You ever drop your keys and you're like, 'Ugh, I gotta go all the way down there?'”

“You're not a real girl if you've never had a meltdown in a dressing room.”

“You only think of the best comeback when you're in the shower.”

“High school's a nightmare for everyone.”

“It's really hard to be a grown-up. We're all still figuring it out.”

“I have a closet full of clothes. Half of them don't fit. The other half are ugly.”

“Of course I'm stressed. I'm a woman.”

“Don't you hate it when you're right, and everybody else is wrong?”

“I'm just a normal mother with the same struggles as any other mother who's trying to do everything at once.”

“I have been on a diet for two weeks and all I have lost is two weeks.”

“My life is a constant struggle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat.”

“I feel like I'm a man of the people. I'm a guy that's been through a lot of things.”

“I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”