Christine Lavin

“Sensitive new age guys, not the kind that look you in the eye and lie.”

“What was I thinking? I was thinking of a romance, what was he thinking? One night stand.”

“Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.”

“The first sign of my roommate's madness was when she started killing the plants.”

“I'm not a political songwriter. I am a songwriter who is political.”

“If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, be a folk singer.”

“Love is a choice you make from moment to moment.”

“I think the world is run by 'C' students.”

“Good thing I'm not a man, or I'd probably be a drag queen.”

“You look like a tourist, but you sound like a jerk.”

“Don't you hate it when you're right, and everybody else is wrong?”