Jimmy Fallon

“There's always going to be someone out there who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not smart enough. But you have to believe in yourself and don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough.”

“Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.”

“Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.”

“You only think of the best comeback when you're in the shower.”

“If you're a multi-tasker, you should be a multi-asker.”

“I like to see people laugh. I love it. It's what I do.”

“I wanted to be a priest, but I was too goddamn funny.”

“Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe in what you are saying.”

“I just want to be a guy who's a good friend.”

“I don't have any hobbies. I have interests. I have a lot of interests.”

“My wife is the coolest person in the world. She's so supportive.”

“Anything I learned, I learned from listening to the radio.”