Laziness Quotes

“Much of my work has come from being lazy. I didn't like writing programs, and so, when I was working on the IBM 701, writing programs for computing missile trajectories, I started work on a programming system to make it easier to write programs.”

“The morrow of laziness is doubtful.”

“We're all lazy. That's what makes us good programmers.”

“What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.”

“Laziness is the mother of all vices, and as a mother, she must be respected.”

“I'm a member of the 'Don't-Do-It-Yourself' club.”

“When we are not obliged to do anything, we can become splendidly lazy.”

“Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.”

“Laziness has become the chief characteristic of journalism, displacing incompetence.”

“I believe that laziness is an underrated virtue.”

“Idleness is only the refuge of weak minds, and the holiday of fools.”

“I don't think necessity is the mother of invention. Invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.”

“The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.”

“Those who are too indolent to think for themselves, are glad to rely upon the industry of others.”

“I'm so lazy. I have a remote control for my remote control.”

“The only thing I'm really good at is procrastinating.”

“Le travail, c'est la santé. Rien faire, c'est la conserver.”

“A merciful providence has seen to it that the lazy man is never idle.”

“I really don't like programming. I built this tool to program less so that I could just reuse code.”

“I wanted to be a bass player because I was a lazy person and I didn't want to learn the chords.”