Laziness Quotes

“I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.”

“Evil is laziness in action.”

“Laziness is a luxurious illness, a sickness to be enjoyed.”

“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.”

“Who's going to clean this up? Are you gonna clean this up? 'Cause I'm not cleaning this up.”

“Human nature is above all things lazy.”

“There is no question that the tendency of the average man is to take it easy.”

“He had a great talent for inactivity.”

“I am a lazy man. I like to work, but I'm lazy about everything else.”

“The most useless of all things is to live a life of indolence.”

“You ever drop your keys and you're like, 'Ugh, I gotta go all the way down there?'”

“It is a great relief to be lazy.”

“Lob sei der Faulheit!”

“I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate… and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.”

“Wrath is a kind of lazy person's revenge.”

“The secret of my success is my laziness.”

“I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which is not nothing, but something - at any time, seems exhausting.”

“Hey, Fryman, I'm trying to sleep here! I get up at the butt-crack of noon!”

“I'm not saying I'm lazy, but I have a smoke detector with a snooze button.”

“I'm a big fan of the snooze button. I think it should be on everything.”