“Listen, you pumpkin head, I'll come down there and make a bald wig out of your hair!”— Kamal Ahmed
“When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes, it is not a laughing matter.”— F. Murray Abraham
“I guess when I think about it, one of the things I like to dramatize, and what is sometimes funny, is someone coming unglued.”— Wes Anderson
“In my world, a lot of people are bold and courageous and confident. They're not shy. They're not afraid to be ridiculous.”— Judd Apatow