“When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.”— Elayne Boosler
“A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he has long since contrived to forget.”— Gina Barreca
“The family exists in order to allow women to have children and to have the protection of a male who takes care of them.”— Rocco Buttiglione
“For the first time in the history of any known society, motherhood has become a full-time occupation for adult women.”— Alice S. Rossi
“What I am defending is the real rights of women. A woman should have the right to be in the home as a wife and mother.”— Phyllis Schlafly
“You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly. You never see that. A woman with a pot belly is supposed to be pregnant.”— Elayne Boosler
“I think my favorite thing is when people send me scripts and they say, 'You know, this is a guy's part, but I think you'd be great for it.'”— Swoosie Kurtz
“My husband said I could do anything I wanted to, as long as I got dinner on the table at 6 o'clock.”— Phyllis Schlafly
“I appreciate that people think I'm a mystery. What's funny is, if I was in a band with a bunch of guys, we'd be The Ramones. But since it's me and Jack, we're Sonny and Cher.”— Meg White
“The life of the affections is the only one that can fill the measure of a woman’s being.”— Eliza Farnham
“I don't want to be a woman. I want to be a man... I want to do things. I want to be someone.”— Miles Franklin
“I think it's not a woman's job to make a man feel like a man. A man should feel like a man with or without a woman.”— Salma Hayek