Housework Quotes

“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.”

“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be.”

“I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.”

“The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.”

“I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.”

“Keeping house is as unpleasant and filthy as coal mining, and the pay is a lot worse.”

“Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization.”

“To be a housewife is to be a member of a very peculiar occupation, an occupation with no formal contract, no specific hours, no formal training and no union organization.”

“The concept of 'housewife' is a social invention, not a biological destiny.”

“In our society, 'housewife' is a term with negative connotations, suggesting a woman who is boring, unintelligent, and unfulfilled.”