Aging Quotes

“The older I get, the less I know. By the time I'm 80, I'll be a raving idiot.”

“Old age is a shipwreck.”

“To know how to grow old is the masterwork of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.”

“Ageing is not a problem. The problem is the image that society has of ageing.”

“The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.”

“The older you get, the more you are your own boss.”

“Sincerity is the luxury of old age.”

“Every day, in every ‘looks’ department, I seem to fall a little more short of the mark.”

“Another belief of mine: that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.”

“What is an adult? A child blown up by age.”

“The older I get, the more I feel like I'm just a person. I'm not an actor. I'm a person.”

“I'm not going to be a 19-year-old again, but I can be a 50-year-old with a lot of energy and a 50-year-old who is healthy.”

“Loss of memory is the great reward of retirement.”

“No pleasure is worth giving up for the sake of two more years in a geriatric home.”

“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'”

“The worst thing about getting old is the loss of your friends.”

“Alzheimer's disease is not a natural part of aging.”

“I would be a liar if I said it wouldn't be lovely to be growing old with a partner, but I don't think it's going to happen.”

“It's a great advantage to be able to play a sport that you can play all your life. The older you get, the better you get. You can always improve.”

“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'”