Exaggeration Quotes

“We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back.”

“You could have knocked me over with a fender.”

“He gets up at the ungodly hour of ten.”

“I fell out of a 747 once... landed in a whiskey sour.”

“I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while you're getting shot.”

“I was the first to win a Tony, an Oscar and a Pulitzer.”

“Then he will talk—good gods!—how he will talk!”

“You're not gonna believe this! I was in the back. A g-g-g-ghost!”

“These go to eleven.”

“I never did any real mountaineering in my life. We were just killing spiders in the attic.”

“The truth is not wonderful enough to suit the newspapers; so they enlarge upon it and invent ridiculous embellishments.”

“Mon Dieu, que de choses pour une omelette au lard !”

“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”

“It's raining cats and dogs.”

“Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.”

“One can never exaggerate enough.”

“He'd steal a hot stove and come back for the smoke.”

“I was the first woman to burn her bra—it took the fire department four days to put it out.”

“I'm surrounded by assassins!”

“Remind me to kill you later.”