Exaggeration Quotes

“You could have knocked me over with a fender.”

“He gets up at the ungodly hour of ten.”

“We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back.”

“Hold on, I'm looking up 'aneurysm' in our medical book to see if I just had one.”

“I fell out of a 747 once... landed in a whiskey sour.”

“I've heard of people turning over a new leaf, but you've turned over the whole forest.”

“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”

“One can never exaggerate enough.”

“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”

“I'm surrounded by assassins!”

“Lay off me, I'm starving!”

“You're not gonna believe this! I was in the back. A g-g-g-ghost!”

“When Neil Armstrong first set foot on the moon, he and all the space scientists were puzzled by an unidentifiable white object. I knew immediately what it was. That was a home run ball hit off me in 1937 by Jimmie Foxx.”

“These go to eleven.”

“It's raining cats and dogs.”

“A pint? Why, that's very nearly an armful!”

“Remind me to kill you later.”

“I'll murder ya!”

“Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.”

“A horse-loafe, I would have given my whole revenue for.”