Jimmy Durante

“Ha-cha-cha-cha!”

“Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.”

“Everybody wants to get into the act!”

“I'm the guy who found the lost chord!”

“I got a million of 'em!”

“Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet 'em on your way down.”

“Stop the music!”

“There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart. Pursue those.”

“You gotta start out each day with a song.”

“Make someone happy, make just one someone happy, and you will be happy too.”

“I'm surrounded by assassins!”

“Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone.”

“Dat's my boy dat said dat!”

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”

“It's the little things that make the big things possible. Only close attention to the fine details of any operation makes the operation first class.”

“I hate music, especially when it's played.”