Dating Quotes

“I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”

“You are the prize.”

“What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?”

“If she doesn't put out by the third date, dump her.”

“Our Graham with a quick reminder.”

“Women do not respect men who have no options.”

“A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.”

“The one thing women want is the one thing they can't have.”

“Never date a woman who has a child that is not yours.”

“I'm not the ladies' man that people think I am.”

“If he's not calling you, it's because you are not on his mind.”

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”

“Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.”

“Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!”

“If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty.”

“Men are evil. Will you go out with me?”

“The only thing that's been a worse flop than my love life is my investment portfolio.”

“It's hard to find a good guy. In my quaint little world, boys are still boys. I like that.”

“A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.”

“The perfect man is a man who can be a friend and a lover and a soul mate, and has a great sense of humor, and has a great body, and is very successful...and is a fictional character.”