Television Quotes

“Remington Steele was a great experience. It was a wonderful time in my life.”

“I'm often asked, 'What was your favorite prize on The Price Is Right?' I don't have a favorite prize.”

“I'm here to tell you that I've been kissing girls on the show for a year, and it's been a wonderful year.”

“The first 'American Idol' was my favorite. It was the most real. There had never been a show like that.”

“What's your name and where do you come from?”

“The worst thing you can be in television is boring.”

“I think we all have a little bit of 'The Gong Show' in us.”

“A soap opera is an open-ended, unending, form of popular drama. The actors may die, but the parts are immortal.”

“I think the 'Grey's Anatomy' producers are clever enough to think of a way to keep him alive.”

“I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called 'The Old Game.' You got three old guys with loaded guns, and you ask them questions like, 'What's the state capital of Idaho?' Then whoever gets it wrong, you kill him.”

“Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.”

“I never took a drink on the air.”

“I think the 'Simpsons' is a classic. It's probably the best-written show in the history of television.”

“We'll see you next time on the Feud. Love ya.”

“The whole thing about 'Saturday Night Live' is that it's a shambles. And it is. It's a mess.”

“That's it for us. We're out of time.”

“I think what makes 'Jeopardy!' special is that, among all the quiz and game shows out there, ours is a kind of classy game show.”

“The thing about 'Call the Midwife' is that it is a drama about the social history of Britain.”

“Come on down!”

“Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.”