“Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.”— Tim Allen
“The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't chase women, and doesn't exist.”— Marcel Achard
“Indeed, not all men are so base and so bad as to want to abuse women, for there are some who have a good conscience, and some who are very wise, and some who have a strong love for virtue.”— Christine de Pizan
“Men aren't that complicated. They're kind of like pants. If you find a pair you like, you buy them in every color.”— Candace Bushnell
“The first act of violence that patriarchy demands of males is not violence against women. Instead patriarchy demands of all males that they engage in acts of psychic self-mutilation, that they kill off the emotional parts of themselves.”— Marilyn French
“Men who want to support women in our struggle for freedom and justice should understand that it is not terrifically important to us that they learn to cry; it is important to us that they stop the murders.”— Marilyn French
“I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes, and a healthy gold card.”— Elizabeth Hurley