“The criminal law is not a statement of how people ought to behave; it is a statement of what will happen to them if they do not behave.”— Patrick Devlin
“Crime is but a disease—a moral distemper; and the machinery for its detection and punishment is what the physician is to the physical maladies of the body.”— Allan Pinkerton
“Liberals are people who think that being tough on crime is what got us into this mess.”— Dick Armey
“There's a difference between criminals and crooks. Crooks steal. Criminals blow some guy's brains out. I'm a crook.”— Ronald Biggs
“The crime rate has been dropping for years, but the news coverage has been going up. That's because it's a cheap story.”— Jay Leno