Snl Quotes

“Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger. No Coke. Pepsi.”

“But noooooooooo!”

“Lorne Michaels is a mentor. He gave us our start and he's been a guiding force.”

“I'm a dancer!”

“The whole 'Saturday Night Live' thing was a lark. It was a fun thing to do.”

“When you're on 'SNL,' you're not a real person anymore. You're a caricature of yourself.”

“I think the 'Debbie Downer' character is a universal thing. I think everyone knows someone like that.”

“I left 'SNL' because it was a boy's club. They've gotten better.”

“The great thing about 'Saturday Night Live' is that it's a place where you can be an individual.”

“I loved the politics of it. It's a political show, and it continues to be, and it's a show about pop culture.”

“I think 'Saturday Night Live' is a very particular beast. It's a live show, and it's a pressure cooker.”

“My theory on the whole 'Saturday Night Live' thing is that it's a cult. And once you're in it, you can't get out.”

“I did a handstand on every show.”

“Being on 'Saturday Night Live' was the best job in the world.”

“The '90s will be a decade of flying Liebfraumilch and cornfed girls.”

“Being on 'Saturday Night Live' was the best thing that ever happened to me, and the worst thing that ever happened to me.”

“I'd like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.”

“I was the first black person on 'Saturday Night Live.' I was the oldest, I was the first to be a writer-and-performer.”

“I'm Gumby, dammit!”

“What we're gonna do is, we're gonna go and we're gonna get the papers, and get the papers.”