Victoria Jackson

“I did a handstand on every show.”

“People think I'm a ditz, but I'm not. I'm just playing a character.”

“My whole life, my dream was to be a fat, ugly, funny, loud-mouthed character actress.”

“I'm a Christian first, and a conservative second.”

“My dad was a gym teacher and he was a Baptist deacon. He was very strict.”

“I think Obama is a communist.”

“I think that there's a big, big gay mafia in Hollywood.”

“I think that the Tea Party is a wonderful group of people.”

“God has a sense of humor. He must have, because he made me.”