16 quotes found for this topic
“He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.”
“He's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs.”
“He's meaner than a skillet full of rattlesnakes.”
“He's about as smart as a head of lettuce.”
“Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.”
“Her face was like a light.”
“That's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.”
“You kids are as dumb as a bag of hammers.”
“He's as cool as a Grolsch bottle balanced on the back of a polar bear's neck.”
“It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.”
“He looks like a hungry tomato.”
“He's about as predictable as a wasp in a jacuzzi.”
“He's sweating like a swamp donkey.”
“Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you? Like a baby treats a diaper.”
“She had a laugh like a squadron of cavalry charging over a tin bridge.”
“The drowsy stillness of the afternoon was shattered by what sounded to his strained senses like G.K. Chesterton falling on a sheet of tin.”