Kurtwood Smith

“Can you fly, Bobby?”

“Bitches, leave.”

“You kids are as dumb as a bag of hammers.”

“If I was a bird, I'd fly into a ceiling fan.”

“Well, damn, Jackie, I can't control the weather!”

“Get a job!”

“Dumbass.”

“Why don't I just take my foot and shove it up your ass?”

“Son, you're a dumbass.”

“Without rules, we'd be animals.”

“Son, people get married so they can stop being nice.”

“He's a good kid, but he's a dumbass.”

“It's not a threat, it's a promise. A foot-in-your-ass promise.”

“The only thing I'm high on is America.”

“I'd call you a moron, but that would be an insult to morons.”