Sid Waddell

“If you're watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green.”

“He's about as predictable as a wasp in a jacuzzi.”

“He's as cool as a Grolsch bottle balanced on the back of a polar bear's neck.”

“The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in with a portion of chips, you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.”

“He's been burning the midnight oil at both ends.”

“He looks like a hungry tomato.”

“There's only one word for that: magic darts.”

“It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.”

“He's sweating like a swamp donkey.”

“When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer... Bristow's only 27.”

“That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.”

“The players are under so much duress, it’s like duressic park out there!”

“William Tell could take an apple off your head, Taylor could take a pineapple off your head.”

“He's like a grizzled old boxer, he's been on the canvas more times than Picasso.”

“Look at the man, he's a darts player. Look at the man, he's a world champion. Look at the man, he's a millionaire.”

“That was like a Rembrandt painting, you know, all the lights and the shadows.”