“The man who comes to a psychiatrist for help is in a state of distress. He is looking for a Moses to lead him out of the desert.”— Celia Green
“Labeling a child as mentally ill is stigmatization, not diagnosis. Giving a child a psychiatric drug is poisoning, not treatment.”— Thomas Szasz
“A man walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, 'Doctor, I'm a deckchair.' The doctor says, 'Don't worry, just unfold yourself and lie down.'”— Tommy Cooper
“The modern psychiatrist can no longer be content with the role of a passive observer; he must be an active participant in the community's efforts to solve its mental health problems.”— Francis J. Braceland
“I've been going to the same psychiatrist for years. He's a good doctor. I tell him everything and he tells me everything, and we're both getting better.”— McLean Stevenson