McLean Stevenson

“I've been going to the same psychiatrist for years. He's a good doctor. I tell him everything and he tells me everything, and we're both getting better.”

“The show has become a phenomenon, but it has one of the worst sets I've ever seen. The lights are bad, the sound is bad, and the dressing rooms are worse. But it's what happens in front of the camera that counts.”

“I made the disgusting mistake of going into a business that has no loyalty.”

“I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.”

“I knew I would not be renewed. They are so insecure it is pathetic.”