Irony Quotes

“He expressed his surprise that among the Greeks, those who were skilful in a thing contend, but those who have no skill in it act as judges.”

“One should build cities in the country, the air is healthier there.”

“I have no enemies. But my friends don't like me.”

“Let's talk of pleasant things... Have you had any cholera lately?”

“Come out tonight, it's a lovely night.”

“My opinion of the June 12 election is that it is the freest and fairest election we have ever had in this country.”

“We often give our enemies the means for our own destruction.”

“My cry upon firing will be, 'A penny for your thoughts!'”

“I'm an atheist, and I thank God for it.”

“Never was heard such a terrible curse! But what gave rise to no little surprise, Nobody seem’d one penny the worse!”

“It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth.”

“Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.”

“Let us begin by committing ourselves to the truth, to see it like it is, and tell it like it is.”

“The world economy is in its best shape in 30 years.”

“We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.”

“A good man is hard to find.”

“Tell them to stop using profane language.”

“The most happy.”

“Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.”

“The great lesson of history is that it has no lesson.”