Commentary Quotes

“And Glenn McGrath dismissed for two, just ninety-eight runs short of his century.”

“He's done it! The little man from Bombay has stretched out his hands and held a World Cup.”

“Morning everyone.”

“Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.”

“All art is to some extent a comment on the society in which it's made.”

“I would not say he is the best left-back in the Premiership, but there are none better.”

“Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.”

“Civility is not a suicide pact.”

“From my point of view, the key to good commentary is the same as the key to good cricket - that is, to think before you speak.”

“The slow-motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was travelling.”

“I'm not a political comedian. I'm a social comedian.”

“He is landing the heavier, more telling blows.”

“That is the most ridiculous call in the history of this game!”

“Political cartoons are not funny. They are savage.”

“To be fair, the two Belgian defenders, Kompany and Vermaelen, are absolutely outstanding.”

“Punditry is easy. You just have to say what you see.”

“He's got a lovely left foot, so I'll be looking for him to get down the wing and whip in some of those delicious far-post crosses with his right foot.”

“Never in the history of fashion has so little material been raised so high to reveal so much that needs to be covered so badly.”

“I'm not interested in being polite. I'm interested in being truthful.”

“My goal is to make people laugh, and then think.”