“I've always had a bawdy sense of humor. My father was a traveling salesman and was always telling me jokes.”— Loni Anderson
“I’ve never had a couch that needed to be cleaned or a kitchen that needed to be cleaned. I’ve never changed a lightbulb.”— Moon Unit Zappa
“Good breeding is a gift from heaven, but it is a gift that you must cultivate.”— Sydney Biddle Barrows
“We are all tattooed in our cradles with the beliefs of our tribe; the record may seem superficial, but it is indelible.”— Andrew Lang
“I wouldn't have turned out the way I was if I didn't have all those old-fashioned values to rebel against.”— Madonna
“I was raised in a very artistic family. My mom is a singer and my dad is a writer, so I was always surrounded by creativity.”— Shiri Appleby