Gary McCord

“If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.”

“I'm not saying my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.”

“You don't have to be a fantastic golfer to be a good announcer.”

“Broadcasting is a lot easier than playing. You don't have to hit any shots.”

“Golf is a game where you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.”

“They don't cut the greens here at Augusta, they use bikini wax.”

“My swing is so bad, I look like a caveman killing his lunch.”

“The older I get, the better I used to be.”

“I learned a lot from playing with the great ones. I learned I wasn't one of them.”

“The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.”

“I was never a great player. I was a journeyman. But I was a good journeyman.”

“The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.”