“That's the trouble with show business. The stars realize they're stars, and then they act like it.”— Eddie Cantor
“The great thing about show business is that you can be unemployed and still be in it.”— Tim Conway
“I don't take myself too seriously. I think it's important to have a sense of humor, especially in this business.”— Peter Gallagher
“I think the main reason my marriages have been successful is that I have a wife who is not in the business.”— Gale Gordon
“That's the trouble with show business. The cancellation comes before the reviews are out.”— Benny Hill
“I have a lot of respect for the responsibility of being an actor, but I don't have a lot of respect for the business.”— Hal Holbrook