Quotes by Bob Newhart
“Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.”— Bob Newhart
“I was an accountant for a while, and it was a boring job. I'd have dreams at night of being an accountant.”— Bob Newhart
“People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world.”— Bob Newhart
“All I do is I say things that I think are funny. I've been doing that for a long time.”— Bob Newhart
“There's something I call 'the Bob Newhart pause,' which is a minimalist approach to comedy.”— Bob Newhart
“Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in the mind of a woman is something else entirely.”— Bob Newhart