“We were just having fun, working the night shift, you know? You had to do things to pass the time.”— Lynndie England
“Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.”— Elsa Maxwell
“If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all.”— John Cage
“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”— Chuck Palahniuk
“And I am bored to a point of tears with everlastings, and stickiness, and sameness, and everything.”— Elinor Wylie