Quotes by Don Novello
“I find that most people are as amazed as I am that I've gotten away with it for so long.”— Don Novello
“In my Five-Minute University, I'll teach you what the average college graduate remembers five years after he or she graduates.”— Don Novello
“Economics: Supply and Demand. That's it. You don't have to write it down, you'll remember it.”— Don Novello
“To be a saint, you have to have two miracles. To be a pope, you need one: you have to be a man.”— Don Novello
“I teach a class at the Vatican, 'You Can Be a Saint, Too.' Ten minutes. It's not so hard.”— Don Novello
“The Pope, he's a busy man. He's got the sins of the world on his shoulders. He's not gonna have time to worry about your little parking ticket.”— Don Novello