Sex Quotes

“Sex times technology equals the future.”

“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”

“I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.”

“The two most fascinating subjects in the universe are sex and the eighteenth century.”

“Sex without religion is like cooking an egg without salt. Not the same thing.”

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”

“Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.”

“Food is better than sex. At least you know you're going to get it.”

“To be against pornography is not to be against sex. It is to be against a particular industry.”

“I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.”

“Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been a wife.”

“Sex is a metaphor for everything.”

“Sex is the gateway to life.”

“The question of sex is the first of all questions, in God's biological economy.”

“I started out to be a sex fiend, but I couldn't pass the physical.”

“I still believe that sex is a beautiful thing, but I don't want to get a team of horses and go looking for it.”

“The most complicated psychic realms of the human mind are sex and religion.”

“An intellectual is a man who has discovered something more interesting than sex.”

“If you're not having sex, you're not having a marriage, you're having a friendship.”

“Sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.”