Radio Quotes

“Radio is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.”

“I have created a monster. It will make static a thing of the past.”

“I don't do requests. It's a point of principle.”

“Who's this on the Wolfman telephone?”

“Howard and I have a chemistry that you just can't manufacture.”

“Well, now, I don't wanna tell you nothin' wrong.”

“Blow me up, Tom!”

“My job is to be the conduit for my guests and let them tell their story.”

“It's all according to how your boogaloo situation stands, you understand?”

“I was just about to say that!”

“The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the bad guys are on the run.”

“Hiya, Jackson!”

“One time for your mind, two times for your soul.”

“Professor Tom is in the house.”

“Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless.”

“Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea.”

“The antenna is the most important part of a wireless system.”

“The good thing about broadcast radio is that it's free. The bad thing is that it's not worth anything.”

“Get naked!”

“The '80s were a wonderful time for music. There was so much variety on the radio.”