“The problem with the press is that they can’t tell the difference between a bicycle and a spaceship.”— Marc Andreessen
“I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”— Alan Greenspan
“So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'”— Tommy Cooper
“The world doesn't understand me, and I don't understand the world, that's why I've withdrawn from it.”— Paul Cézanne