Don Herold

“The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.”

“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.”

“A man has to be 25 years old before he can possibly be said to have any sense.”

“If I had my life to live over, I would try to make more mistakes.”

“I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.”

“The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.”

“A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.”

“Many of us are hunting mice while lions are killing the sheep.”

“I believe I am in hell, therefore I am.”

“Work is a dull thing. It is much more fun to do nothing.”

“The only thing that keeps a man going is the hope that he can be a better man tomorrow than he is today.”

“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother—and they'll settle for a puppy every time.”

“Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life. Don't let them scare you unduly, for they keep boredom at bay and spark creativity.”

“The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.”

“If you want to get a sure crop, and a big yield, sow wild oats.”

“Babies are such a nice way to start people.”