“If I was a coach, I'd be hitting guys in the head with clipboards. I'd be screaming at them.”— Rick Barry
“When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something.”— Dick Butkus
“I don't think I was a dirty player. I just played the game the way it was supposed to be played.”— Dick Butkus
“I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.”— Nicolas Cage