“If I was a coach, I'd be hitting guys in the head with clipboards. I'd be screaming at them.”— Rick Barry
“I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.”— Nicolas Cage
“I'm a fighter. I believe in the eye-for-an-eye business. I'm no cheek turner. I got no respect for a man who won't hit back. You kill my dog, you better hide your cat.”— Michael Moorer
“When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something.”— Dick Butkus