Bravado Quotes

“I'm a salt-river roarer! I'm a ring-tailed screamer! I'm a regular screamer from the ol' Massassip'! WHOOP!”

“Put 'em up, put 'em up! I'll fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I'll fight you standing on one foot. I'll fight you with my eyes closed.”

“I'm the toughest guy in town, I'll kick your ass.”

“I am not God, but I am something similar.”

“I can whip my weight in wildcats!”

“I never saw a man I couldn't outride or outshoot.”

“I have a patent on fear.”

“I'm the Emperor of Lancashire.”

“Never fear, Smith is here.”

“I fear no one but Allah.”

“What you see is what you get, and what you don't see is even better.”

“Old Morgan was never beaten.”

“I am the ultimate badass! State of the art! You do not wanna fuck with me.”

“Aise khilone bazaar mein bahut bikte hai, magar isse khelne ke liye joh jigar chahiye na, woh duniya ke kisi bazaar mein nahi bikta.”

“I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”

“They picked a fight with a warlock.”

“I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”

“I'm the hoochie coochie man.”

“The Babe is here. Who's coming in second?”