Michael O'Donoghue

“Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.”

“There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.”

“Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.”

“Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read.”

“The idea of a benevolent, omnipotent and omniscient God is the most vicious, disgusting and blasphemous idea that has ever been present in the mind of man.”

“Of course, I'm not a pessimist. A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.”

“Simply change the name of 'So-and-So's Cancer' to 'The So-and-So Show'.”

“Life is a straight line, but the soul is a spiral.”

“Individuality is a dream. It is an illusion. We are all parts of a single organism.”