Kin Hubbard

“Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.”

“A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something.”

“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.”

“Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.”

“Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.”

“Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.”

“The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.”

“We are all ready to be savage in some cause. The difference between a good man and a bad one is the choice of the cause.”

“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”

“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.”

“The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.”

“Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.”

“CLASSICS - A book that people praise and don't read.”

“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.”

“An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.”

“It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.”

“Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit some people.”