Gypsy Rose Lee

“I wasn't naked. I was completely covered by a blue spotlight.”

“Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.”

“I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.”

“Let me entertain you, let me make you smile.”

“God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.”

“A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.”

“Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.”

“That's the trouble with people who have no vices. They're pretty sure to have some annoying virtues.”

“I hate star-gazing. I've been a star too long.”

“The only thing I have in common with a stripped-down Ford is that I'm all engine.”

“A politician is a man who can be a friend to any man who is a friend to him.”