Dana Carvey

“I'm from a lower-middle-class family. I'm one of those generic suburban kids.”

“Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.”

“Could it be... SATAN?”

“Well, isn't that special?”

“Choppin' broccoli! Choppin' brocco-li!”

“There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.”

“I have a lot of nervous energy. I'm pushy and annoying.”

“Party on, Wayne.”

“Schwing!”

“Live in the now!”

“The first time you do a new impression, you're not just doing an impression, you're introducing a new character.”

“Desperation is a great motivator.”

“You try to be as original as you can be without thinking about it.”

“When you're a stand-up, you're the writer, you're the director, you're the producer, you're the actor. You're the everything.”

“If you're a comedian, you are looking for material in daily life.”