Chico Marx

“Tootsie-Frootsie ice cream! Getta your Tootsie-Frootsie ice cream!”

“What's this? This is a sanity clause.”

“You give us the money, we give you the evidence. No money, no evidence.”

“He thinks he's a wizard, but he's a lizard to me.”

“I wasn't kissing her. I was just whispering in her mouth.”

“I'd be a bust as a spy. I've gotta have somebody to talk to.”

“How about you and me passing out on the veranda? Or would you rather pass out here?”

“I'm the fellow that's going to get you a job.”

“Well, who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?”

“We get a-paid for playing, but we have to pay to practice.”

“All you gotta do is get a bigger candle.”

“That's the boss. He's my partner. But I'm the boss.”

“We play anything. Just tell us what you want.”

“We can get you a hundred girls for ten dollars.”