Cary Elwes

“There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”

“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”

“Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.”

“To the pain.”

“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of large women.”

“It's probably a good thing that we're not doing 'The Princess Bride 2,' because it would probably be a letdown.”

“Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.”

“A crooked sheriff! A corrupt ruler! And you're telling me that this is a joke?”

“As you wish.”

“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”

“I take my work seriously, but I don't take myself seriously.”

“Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? ... Morons.”

“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”

“Being an actor is a great way to make a living, but it's a terrible way to make a life.”