Cary Elwes

“As you wish.”

“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”

“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”

“Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.”

“To the pain.”

“There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”

“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”

“It's probably a good thing that we're not doing 'The Princess Bride 2,' because it would probably be a letdown.”

“I take my work seriously, but I don't take myself seriously.”

“Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? ... Morons.”

“Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.”

“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of large women.”

“Being an actor is a great way to make a living, but it's a terrible way to make a life.”

“A crooked sheriff! A corrupt ruler! And you're telling me that this is a joke?”