Meta Quotes

“By deliberately spitting on the lens or scratching the emulsion, I am making a comment... so that you are aware that you are looking at a film.”

“The better we get at getting better, the faster we will get better.”

“The great thing about 'MST3K' is that it's a show about a guy making a show.”

“There are two things that I'm not good at: telling jokes and finishing sentences.”

“Any story that is written is a story that is in part about the writing of the story.”

“Every film is a documentary of its own making.”

“Every film is a documentary of its own making.”

“So here I am, a bundle of letters, a character in a book. Isn't it strange?”

“Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.”

“It's just a show, I should really just relax.”

“The subject of the poem is the poetry of the subject.”

“Every film is a documentary of its own making.”

“These sentences comment on art, but are not art.”

“The first rule of comedy is to be funny.”

“I don't do 'jokes.' I do 'observations.'”

“I feel like I'm workin' at a convenience store.”

“The last guy that said that to me was Archie Leach just a week before he cut his throat.”

“To win the game, you must kill me, John Romero.”

“It’s always a fine line of how much to wink at the audience.”