Andy Richter

“I get a lot of people who will quote lines from movies they think I'm in. I'll feel bad and say, 'I'm not in that, but I'll pretend I am.'”

“Kids are anarchy.”

“I feel like I'm a funny person. But I'm not a joke person.”

“Being a sidekick is a funny thing. You're not the main event, but you're an important part of the show.”

“I think the best comedy comes from a place of truth.”

“When you're a parent, you're just trying to keep them alive and not screw them up too much.”

“The older I get, the more I'm starting to think that's the only thing that matters. What you do.”

“I'm a worrier. I worry about the state of the world, I worry about my children, I worry about my wife. I worry about my finances. I'm a worrier.”

“It's weird to have people know who you are. I'm still not used to it.”

“I'm a big fan of the laconic. I like people who can get a lot said in a few words.”

“My goal is to make people laugh. If I can do that, I'm happy.”

“I think it's important to have a sense of humor about yourself. Don't take yourself too seriously.”

“I don't really have a process. I just kind of show up and hope for the best.”

“I'm not a religious person, but I do believe in the golden rule. Treat others as you would want to be treated.”

“I love Chicago. It's a real city. You can't get that anywhere else.”