Southern Quotes

“It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.”

“To be a Southerner is to feel sorry for everybody who isn't.”

“I grew up in a very small town. Our major export was common sense.”

“In the south, 'y'all' is singular, 'all y'all' is plural.”

“I'm from the South, so I'm very old-fashioned and I'm a gentleman.”

“I am a Southerner. I was born in the South, and I will die in the South. And I’m proud of it.”

“I'm not a Hollywood guy. I'm a Southerner. I like to be around my family and friends.”

“I'm a Southerner. We're a different breed.”

“For those of you who have not been blessed to have been born in the South, I would like to take this opportunity to say, you have my deepest sympathy.”

“Yankees are people who have never eaten boiled peanuts.”

“As a Southerner, I think it's ridiculous to be thin. You can't be a good cook if you're thin.”

“And that, Marjorie, just so you will know, and your children will someday know, is the night the lights went out in Georgia!”

“If you are from the South, you know that you are a Southerner. It’s a pride thing.”

“We Southerners have a thing about our mamas.”

“I am a Southerner. I'm from Arkansas. I've got a southern accent.”

“I'm not a redneck. I'm a good old boy.”