“A Tory minister can sleep in ten different women's beds in a week. A Labour minister gets it in the neck if he looks at his cook in a funny way.”— Clement Attlee
“I didn't invent doping. And I didn't invent the culture, but I didn't try to stop the culture.”— Lance Armstrong
“I don't want to be a hero, I don't want to be a star. It just leads to scandals.”— Sparky Anderson
“The combination of awkwardness and hubris I think led to behavior that many found offensive.”— Bob Filner
“They were having fun. They were joking. It was—I don't know. I just thought it was funny.”— Lynndie England
“I sinned, I have acknowledged that I have sinned, I have asked for forgiveness, and I am in a therapy program.”— Bob Filner