“Stress, in addition to being itself, was also the cause of itself, and the result of itself.”— Hans Selye
“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”— George Carlin
“I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times.”— Everett Dirksen
“Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time; what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better.”— Sydney J. Harris