Quotes by Berkeley Breathed
“I'll be the first to admit that I have no experience with relationships. But I do know that I'd rather die lonely than be with someone who doesn't appreciate my vinyl collection.”— Berkeley Breathed
“Never underestimate the power of a few committed people to change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.”— Berkeley Breathed
“The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.”— Berkeley Breathed
“Close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, there's no place like home.”— Berkeley Breathed
“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”— Berkeley Breathed