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“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
“Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.”
“Remember, the only certainties in life are death and taxes. And I'm not so sure about taxes.”
“It's funny, in this day and age, with all the things going on in the world, the number one problem is still wanting to get your nut in.”