“What you're supposed to do when you don't like a thing is change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it. Don't complain.”— Martha Beck
“I don't understand people who say they 'love to travel'. Do you love the queues, the delays, the bad food, the screaming children? That's not travel, that's an ordeal.”— Jack Dee
“I'm not a morning person. I don't like mornings. I don't like the word 'morning.' It sounds too much like 'mourning.'”— Kevin Nealon
“There are those who believe that a new path is forged by complaining, but I have always felt that the soul is more enriched by having a laugh.”— Gilda Radner